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ask-changeling-lyra:

A quick audio lesson on Southern Linguistics.

Press play. Trust me on this one.

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i have the third best erection i’ve ever had in my life right now.

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I loooove accents.

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THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN

I tell my friends here on the West Coast that not all Southern accents are the same and I can tell a bad faked one from the real thing or when Hollywood sticks a Texas accent on a character supposedly from Louisiana (it’s really grating for me). I couldn’t explain how I just knew the difference because I grew up with those accents — in family, friends, classmates, you just know the markers. But this explains what the differences are beautifully.

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"Make the first move, tell people how you feel, stop being so scared of rejection, stop feeling so engulfed with thoughts that aren’t even yours, and stop wasting your fucking time."

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the question of our generation

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the question of our generation

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if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

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Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

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My 1 Year Old Beatboxing Niece

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Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

tell that to your mom

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